Mila Kunis: "I'd Be Happy If My Ass Got Bigger"

Mila Kunis recently sat down with Harper’s Bazaar to talk about all the weight she shed for “Black Swan,” and how she can’t gain it back. In her ass. Maybe she should start hanging around with Kim Kardashian?

My shape is different. When I got down to 95 pounds, I was muscles, like a little brick house, but skin and bones. When I gained it back, it went to completely different areas,” the actress tells Harper’s. “All the weight that left my chest went to my side hip, my stomach.”

Man, that’s like so…tough. Yeah, there’s so many women that wish they weren’t hot, petite, and rich. Yeah being fat is so much cooler.

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LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville Play Friends

I can honestly say that I never thought I would see this! Brandi Glanville, who is Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife, attended a soccer game for Eddie’s son yesterday in La La. Also in attendance was LeAnn Rimes, the woman who cheated with Eddie while he was still married to Brandi. Somehow the two remained civil (getting paid for their photo op handsomely) during the game. Personally, I don’t know how Brandi didn’t put on a pair of cleats and stomp Miss Anorexic into the ground, but I’m not religious so what do I know?

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Is Snooki Hiding A Baby Bump?

Snooki stepped out somewhere in Jersey wearing a shirt that has people questioning whether or not she is in fact, hiding a baby bump. I am questioning what happened to her face, it looks like it was stretched out by a cartoonist. At any rate, only time will tell how this little Ital bundle o’ joy turns out – but I do know she’s going to have to do some major running around to find out who the dad is. How funny would it be if it turned out to be The Situations’ baby?

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Why Megan Fox Hooked Up With Brian Austin Green

I’ve spent many a day wondering why and how Megan Fox actually physically married a hack like Brian Austin Green. Turns out that she met him on the set of a movie they did in 2004 when she was the wise old age of 18.

“I didn’t know who he was. I was too young for Beverly Hills, 90210,” Fox says. “But the first time I saw him, I got butterflies. And the first time he casually touched me? There was so much electricity.”

She adds that she feels like it was destiny that they met.

“I truly feel like he’s my soul mate. We’ve had obstacles, and we’ve overcome them,” she says. “I don’t want to sound corny or cliche, but I do believe that we are destined to live this part of our lives together.”

Yeah I guess it’s pretty simple – she was 18 and stupid. That, and she probably has major self-esteem issues, because that’s the only explanation for hooking up with a dude that old with a kid. Lame Fox, lame.

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Ke$ha Is Nuts

Ke$ha has always been, in my mind, someone who got lucky and made their way out the inevitable meth-inundated life that they faced, and move out of the trailer park and into the big leagues. So it’s no surprise that her fashion tastes are a little extreme, but this is ridiculous.

After shaving off the side of her head in January, the glitter-loving singer, 24, glued several unusual accessories to her head: more than 25 gold studs!

“It’s happening,” the “Blow” singer wrote in a Twitter caption Tuesday. “I look like a homeless clown right now.”

Umm, haven’t you always looked like a homeless clown?

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