Well, it’s Friday and what better way to celebrate the impending weekend than with some ri-dic-ulous Kate Beckinsale bikini photos. The weather here in LA has been rather “balmy” the last couple days around 102°, so my guess is that Kate Beckinsale took advantage of this weather by doing what any red-blooded Londoner-turned-American would do – don a bikini. Enjoy!
Relax – they’re just “acting.” When they get worked up and finish the scene, that’s when they go back to their trailers and have gratuitous unprotected sex (like Ashton Kutcher). Marriage is sacred. Anyhoo, Gwyneth Paltrow and Mark Ruffalo were spotted making out in Central Park on the set of their upcoming movie “Thanks For Sharing,” a romp about recovering sex addicts.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Mark Ruffalo, the smoochers in question, are both married, though that’s not the main point. More pertinent here is the fact that the pair are in the midst of shooting a film called, “Thanks For Sharing,” a movie about sex addicts.
Meanwhile, Paltrow plays a businesswoman who falls for Ruffalo’s character, so it’s a bit more of a romantic role for her than the last flick in which she appeared; the Oscar-winner played a philandering wife who quickly dies of a horrible virus in “Contagion.” Stuart Blumberg, writer of “The Kids Are All Right,” which also featured Ruffalo, writes and directs “Thanks.”
Hmm – this could be a really cool movie or be really lame. As long as Gwyneth’s character keeps her societal judgements to a min and doesn’t try to force everyone to bathe their faces in fish scrotums, we should be good.
Things just keep getting worse for Ashton Kutcher. Not only did he have a threesome on the night of his 6th wedding anniversary, but was it turns out, his alleged mistress, Sara Leal, is claiming the two had unprotected sex.
But according to Leal, she isn’t the one who pursued and seduced Kutcher, it was the other way around: “He just came up and kissed me,” Leal said of the beginning of it all, which was also fueled by the fact that Ashton told her that he was separated from wife, Moore.
But as the group hot tub fun dwindled, Kutcher and Leal headed to his bedroom for some private time and that’s when Leal claims the pair became more intimate.
“He lost his towel and I took my robe off,” Leal told Us. “Then we had sex … He was good.”
Kutcher may have been “good,” but he certainly was not safe. Leal also remembers that Kutcher did not use a condom.
What an idiot! Dude, you’re throwing around
million-dollar hundred million dollar sperm – you don’t just do it raw dog with anyone!
Johnny Knoxville and his wife, Naomi Nelson (who knew he was actually married!) have welcomed a baby boy into the world.
Congratulations are in order for Johnny Knoxville and girlfriend Naomi Nelson, who welcomed a baby boy on Sunday night in Los Angeles, according to the Los Angeles Times. Rocko Akira Clapp weighed in at 8 pounds and measured 20 inches long. Both mother and baby are reportedly doing fine.
Back in August, Knoxville announced on his blog that he and Nelson were expecting their first child together, and that he was “excited as hell” to meet his new baby. “[Naomi and I] have been together a few years now and felt it was time to start reproducing (if you know what I mean). Anyway, we are excited as all hell, and can’t wait ’til the little booger gets here,” the “Jackass” star wrote.
The couple, who have kept a low profile, are very supportive of one another, and according to Knoxville.com, he’s happier than ever before. “I’m lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy,” he wrote on the site. “I feel very lucky. I’m not out running around all the time. I don’t party as much as I used to. I’m not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I’m with someone, and we are very, very happy.”
Congrats – just don’t put him in the Jackass movies until he’s at least 12 – you might get sued for child labor. F-ing America!