Despite the fact that she hasn’t been in a decent movie, or any movie really for that matter, since Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan somehow still thinks she is going to win an Oscar.

Even with five arrests under her belt, hot mess Lindsay Lohan still believes she’s destined to win an Oscar! “Lindsay is clearly living on a different planet,” an insider told the Enquirer. “Her life is in taters and no one in Hollywood will even take her calls. But she still sees herself as a player, and she’s telling friends that her career is going better than ever. She’s even talking about finding a role that will make her dream of winning an Oscar come true!”

Well, if they gave out Oscars for “Most Freckles” or “Most Coke Blown In A Weekend”, Lindsay would be first in line. But since they don’t, I’ll think she’ll be waiting a while on this one. Like forever.

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It isn’t all 6-month relationships and parties for George Clooney – he has had his dark moments as well.

While filming a scene for his supporting turn in “Syriana” back in 2005, a mishap during an attempted stunt left George Clooney with a severely injured spine. As he told Rolling Stone in last week’s cover story, the injury was so bad, he considered taking his own life.

“I was at a point where I thought, ‘I can’t exist like this. I can’t actually live,’” he told the magazine. “I was lying in a hospital bed with an IV in my arm, unable to move, having these headaches where it feels like you’re having a stroke, and for a short three-week period, I started to think, ‘I may have to do something drastic about this.’”

I’ve heard people that have bad enough injuries that they do actually want to kill themselves. Pretty gnarly.

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The Bachelor has served up another cold dish of heartbreak! Vienna Girardi & Kasey Kahl have entered splitsville!

“Yes vienna and I have split. It’s been 5 weeks now. I can’t fake it anymore. I will always love, be there for her, and wish her the best,” Kahl, 27, posted to Twitter on Sunday.

“@KaseyRKahl will always be my best friend, but yes we have split. No idea what the future holds for us but we will always remain friends,” Girardi, 25, posted to her account.

Wow. I’m impressed! I mean, really riding the wave of “fame” from doing one crappy reality show about 300 times longer than it should have been ridden – now that’s Hollywood.

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Lauren Conrad is a busy woman. After all, she’s famous for being on a fake reality show and “writing” books and selling crappy fashion lines to Kohl’s. But she’s busy jumping around from guy to guy – it didn’t take long after she and DWTS’ Derek Hough split.

Lauren Conrad recently split with Dancing with the Stars pro Derek Hough, but she’s not wasting any time moving on to her next guy. A source tells Us Weekly that Conrad was spotted “making out” with Chace Crawford on Oct. 29.

Conrad and the Gossip Girl star kicked off their night of flirting at an L.A. nightclub and later connected at a party at actor Shawn Pyfrom’s house.

“There’s always been an attraction between them,” an insider tells Us of the longtime pals. “[But] Lauren is just enjoying herself. She’s not taking anything too seriously!”

Is it really even possible for her to take anything seriously? Don’t think she has the brainpower for that.

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If you’re an 80′s child like me you might have had your heart broken (several times) by Winnie Cooper on the hit sitcom The Wonder Years. Turns out Danica McKellar has another acting gig coming up.

Danica McKellar, she who stole Kevin Arnold’s heart in “The Wonder Years,” will take some time off from her successful career as a youth math advocate to star in “Tasmanian Devil,” a made-for-TV film on SyFy. The Hollywood Reporter relays that she’ll be joined by Olympic speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno in the story of base jumpers who invade Tasmanian national park and get chased by crazed beasts wishing to tear them apart.

I’m sorry – but what the hell is a youth math advocate? This movie will probably be Oscar-worthy as Sci Fi channel tends to pull out all the stops like hiring Tiffani and former Olympic skaters to be in their movies.

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