Pregnant Kristin Cavallari Wants Another Baby

Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach skankdom apparently has a problem with keep her vagina closed, because even though she’s pregnant, she already wants another baby!

“We weren’t trying to have a kid, but we weren’t not trying,” she tells Glamoholic. “We left it up to fate. I knew there was a possibility but I was really excited! Even if you are trying, just to see a positive result is shocking!”

The former Laguna Beach star admits that she didn’t imagine being engaged and pregnant at such a young age. “It’s so crazy to look at your life and see how far you’ve come,” Cavallari, 25, admits. “I always wanted kids but I always thought I have kids later on in my life, maybe when I turn 30. I really wanted to focus on my career, but you meet the right person and your whole world changes. You can’t really plan these things.”

“We were talking about the possibility of having another kid right away and then getting married so we can have two kids close in age,” she tells Glamoholic. “We want four kids, so we’re thinking maybe have one more, then get married, then have two more. But we’ll see — it all depends on how the first one goes.”

“Weren’t trying but weren’t not trying” is a hooker’s way of saying “I’m down with the pullout method.” This girl is absolutely nuts, she hides it well, but Cutler better brace himself for the fallout that will eventually come.

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George Clooney Called His Mom From Jail

You would think that if you were holed up in jail, were in your 50′s and dating a dime like Stacey Keibler, that your initial instinct would be to call her and have phone sex (if you’re human), but that wasn’t the first person ole’ George called.

Who was on the receiving end of that infamous first phone call?

Some may have thought it would have been Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, or perhaps his lawyer, publicist or manager; but according to the the good-humored actor, he called the other leading lady in his life.

When the reporter asked who got the call, Clooney chuckled and responded, “My mom. Something never changes.”

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Lindsay Lohan Puts Herself Under House Arrest

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is trying pretending to be a good girl again in the last stages of her probation stint.

According to TMZ, the actress, 25, put herself on “lockdown” until her probation concludes in about two weeks — in effect going under “house arrest” to avoid getting into yet more legal trouble.

Not exactly, the Mean Girls star’s rep tells Us Weekly: “I can tell you she is very focused on completing her community service.”

Adds a source of the “lockdown” claim, “They made it seem like she’s locked in her bedroom and is not allowed to come out for the next 3 weeks. Definitely not true . . .She has said she’s wanted to lay low and is looking forward for all of this to be over.”

Meanwhile, actual inmates across the country are in upheaval that Lindsay continually gets probation for things that would get a normal person a 6+ month jail sentence.

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Colin Farrell Loses Millions In Real Estate Investment

Colin Farrell may know his way around a whiskey bottle, but it doesn’t mean that he’s the best investor in real estate. In fact, he just lost like $5 million:

Colin Farrell has lost more than $5.6 million in investments following the property market crash in his native Ireland, according to a U.K. report.

The Phone Booth star, who divides his time between homes in Los Angeles and Dublin, Ireland, reportedly invested more than $10.4 million in 14 properties in the Irish capital between 2004 and 2007. However, house prices have fallen by more than 50 per cent in some parts of Dublin in recent months, and the star’s property portfolio has dropped in value to around $4.8 million, according to Britain’s The Sunday Times.

That sucks man, but rule #1, buy low, sell high. So sorry dude. I’m sure he’ll whether it though, and if he keeps doing enough crappy movies he can pay it off. Buy in LA dude – its getting cheap and you can always rent places here.

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Lady Gaga Wants A Lot Of Kids

Since Lady Gaga has already written a boatload of hit songs and made a boatload of money, at the ripe ole’ age of 25 she is looking for something else to fill her boredom – having a gaggle of kids. And she had to tell Oprah about it:

“Yeah, yeah, I do,” a (relatively) conservatively dressed Gaga told the talk show host, 58, when asked if she was serious about wanting a large family. “I mean I’m being superfluous [about the soccer team], but I don’t want to have one [child], I want a few.”
Gaga adds that she also wants a husband. Making a gesture to indicate a baby bump, the singer tells Winfrey, “I want to experience that.”

Well hopefully she won’t be doing coke while she’s pregnant, because look how that turned out for Lindsay Lohan. Not too shabby. I wonder who she’ll end up marrying?

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