Now that Kanye West has realized that he’s actually dating
Kim Kardashian a fifteen-year-old famewhore, he’s watching his words a little more closely.
“…of course there are a lot of media inaccuracies surrounding this past couple of weeks, especially the ‘She’s my Beyonce’ quote. I would never compare anyone to my friend’s wife,” West tells Us Weekly exclusively.
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(After a source told Us that the rapper “thinks [Kim] is his Beyonce,” a subsequent Saturday Night Live sketch April 14 riffed off that quote, putting the words directly in West’s mouth.)
“Come on now, that doesn’t even sound like me,” says West, who is a longtime pal and collaborator of Beyonce’s husband Jay-Z. “If I don’t say something in a rap or on Twitter, it’s not true,” the “Otis” rapper tells Us.
Umm…yeah, comparing Kim to Beyonce is like comparing Courtney Love with SARS to Kate Beckinsale – not even in the same planet. And yes Kanye, that does sound like you because you will say anything just to get on TV or have your name in the news for 5 seconds. So actually, it makes perfect sense that you’re dating Miss “I’ll do anything for publicity” Kardashian.