Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Jail. Again.

I wonder if the LA County jail system has little monogrammed towels with “LL” on them, because Lindsay is starting to become a household name at the local slammer. Fresh off her latest probation violation, Lindsay is going to jail once again to begin serving another sentence getting high and violating her probation again. Details:

The actress just admitted in court that she violated her probation, and agreed to begin serving out a 30-day sentence at a Los Angeles jail. She’s been ordered to turn herself in to begin the sentence within one week, by Nov. 9, and will not be eligible for house arrest, electronic monitoring or any early release other than that required by the law.

The remainder of her 270 days will be stayed pending the completion of a strictly scheduled list of requirements laid out by the fed-up judge.

“The sentence I’m going to impose is known in our circles as putting the keys to the jail in the defendants’ hands,” said Judge Stephanie Sautner.

Following the completion of her jail time, Lindsay must report to her new probation officer within one business day.

“Good luck with Ms. Mansfield,” Sautner warned. “She’s no-nonsense.”

Really? No-nonsense? Is it just me or would any other person that isn’t a celeb be serving a 1-year jail sentence at this point? I mean, after 30 probation violations, failed drug tests and leaving rehab early, you would not be granted leniency.

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