So it’s kind of hard to understand why Britney Spears consistently aspires to be things other than a stripper or trailer park victim of domestic violence. She used to gab about how she wanted to be a lawyer, but now she says she really wanted to be a teacher.

You’re kind of doing that anyway, if obviously in quite different circumstances… But what else would be different about your life, what else would you have done?
It would probably pretty much be the same because I’m very strong in the way I raise my kids and stuff, so it would probably be pretty much the same but career-wise I’d probably be a teacher. I love kids and even in what I do now one of my favorite parts of my day is getting to meet my fans before the show. Especially the little ones. They are always so cute.
Is that something you were thinking of doing when you were younger?
Yes. My mom was a teacher.
What would be your specialist subject?
I’d specialise in reading and history.
What’s your favourite historical period?
The 1920s.
Which fits in quite well with the Art Deco styling of your current artwork.
Yes.

Hmm – teaching would actually require a brain so I don’t really know how this would work. Ahh yes, the teacher who just hangs out and eats cheetos, smokes reds and drives back-n-forth to Starbucks…pretty much standard for any elementary school teacher.

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