Scott (Douchebag) Disick 25 Things You Probably Don't Want to Know About Him….

1. I am an only child. ( Oh I couldn’t have guessed that one)

2. I don’t use coasters for drinks because I don’t respect surfaces. (??)

3. I don’t tolerate lactose. (TMI)

4. I eat tons of snacks every night in bed. Usually Goldfish crackers and pretzels. (Who cares?)

5. Cars and watches are my hobbies.

6. The coolest person I know is my son [Mason, 20 months].

7. I represent New York. (Does NY know about that?)

8. I have a really hard time sleeping every night.

9. My favorite movie is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. (I think it’s American Psycho, just sayin)

10. I’m obsessed with motorcycle and car racing. (Please your too girly for that)

11. I used to have long hair down to my shoulders. (Where are those pics, I am looking!)

12. My parents call me at least 10 times a day.

13. I order Chinese food once a week.

14. I’m as choosy about beverages as I am about clothing, and I prefer VnC Cocktails — the Pacific Breeze reminds me of the Caribbean. (Douchebag)

15. I hate when people tell me they watch the show because their wives or girlfriends make them. (I watch the show just to see what Scott Disick is up to)

16. I tie the best double Windsor tie knot.

17. I don’t wear underwear with suits. (I think I am going to be sick)

18. I don’t like doing interviews or being asked about myself. (Cause your not that interesting)

19. I only own one pair of sweatpants.

20. My favorite thing about Kourtney is her sense of humor and how she makes me laugh!

21. I’d rather talk on the phone than text.

22. When I’m alone, I drive with no music on because it gives me time to think. (Wonder what Scott thinks about? Windsor knots?)

23. My favorite song is “Return of the Mack.”

24. After a trip, I don’t unpack my luggage until the next trip. (Ok that is weird and disgusting)

25. I watch Seinfeld every night before bed.

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