Apparently Kat Von D fell a little hard for Jesse James, because she got a tattoo of his fifth grade face on her sideboob! In all fairness, she wasn’t totally dumb about it tho, because she could just tell someone it’s her dead cousin and they wouldn’t know the difference.

As his love shows him the in-progress ink (replicating his fifth grade school picture), the heavily-tattooed biker James has a quick response: “You’re crazy!” Later, though, he eases up, and appreciate’s von D’s gesture. “I love it — I love you,” he coos.

Von D is relieved to gain his approval. “I thought you were going to tell me you were breaking up with me,” she joked when he initially fell silent.

Girl, date someone your own age. You’re 29, try dating someone under 40, you might enjoy it.

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