No One Likes Sarah Palin

At this point we all know that Sarah Palin has a small brain, but apparently it’s like insanely small, because she still fails to realize that the only way anyone will really pay attention to her, or care that she exists, is if she makes a sex tape or does porn. Case-in-point, her documentary “The Undefeated” opened this weekend at a few theatres in the country and a reviewer went to see it, and realized there was no one else in the audience.

“Shortly before the end of the film, a young couple entered, walked to the back row, started making out, then interrupted their session and left (spoiler alert) as Andrew Breitbart, who made one of several guest appearances, started talking about eunuchs. Then I was alone again, working. Instead of researching civil liberties violations, or the war in Libya, or the contest to elect the next president of the United States, I was both a journalist and the only member of the public willfully paying attention to Sarah Palin, as if standing in for the pathologies of my profession.”

And this was in Orange County, CA – which has mad population and is considered “conservative” by California standards (if you consider conservative to be covered in tattoos, surfing and smoking weed at the beach), and still no one turned out. Go away already! And while you’re at it – take your daughter with you!

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