Film and music festivals used to be about, well, films and music. Now they’re mostly about celebrities showing how rich they are, how cool they are because they’re at a party you can’t afford to attend, and how they continually forget to wear underwear. Take Cannes here, which I guess is going on, where there’s at least one redeeming fact that will allow us all to sleep well tonight – Michelle Rodriguez was wasted at this event. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have a film in this event, but who cares at least she got drunk and maybe even managed to score some carpet (if you know what I’m screamin’).