So remember a couple days ago when Lindsay was caught lying on her face outside the Motor City Bar in Manhattan? (In case you need a refresher – check the pic) Well it turns out she’s claiming that she wasn’t drunk, and in fact, she doesn’t drink.

“I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink! … I was with my brother, sister and friends. I was making a joke. They’re trying to make something out of nothing.”
Lindsay adds, “Just because I’m out doesn’t mean I’m drinking.”

If I’m going to go over this with a fine-tooth comb, she may have not been drunk, but that doesn’t mean she hadn’t just done nine lines of coke, then took an Oxy to come down. But don’t worry – she doesn’t drink so you should totally hire her for your movie. Totally,

Source via The Superficial