I don’t know if any of you watched the roast of Donald Trump last night, but let me tell you – it was painful to watch. I literally felt embarrassed for the dude. And he strikes me as the kind of guy that doesn’t embarrass easily. Here are some of his jokes that got cut before it aired:

“I’m not from New Jersey … I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough … not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana … ”

He continued, “Relax, she didn’t even hear it … I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee … have you ever done anything else actually?”

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued …

“Larry King is rockin’ the Armani diaper … Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria’s Secret … panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom … nah, I’m just kidding, he don’t wear condoms, you know that!”

And it just didn’t stop …

“I like Larry King … he’s a playa … he actually wrote a book named ‘Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack’ … he got that title from a hooker he was f**king.”

One last parting shot for Trump:

“Trump is a good looking dude … if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin’s ears.”

It was insane! People were actually booing him, and at one point the camera cut to Ice-T in the audience and he literally looked like he was going to vomit. I don’t know whose idea it was to get him on there, but next year they should stick to actual comedians.

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