Charlie Sheen's Comedy Tour Sells Out!

Go America! Instead of helping out the 1,000′s of people who died in the tsunami in Japan, Americans are buying tickets to Charlie Sheen’s live comedy tour entitled: “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option.”

The actor tweeted today: “Fastball; Detroit/Chicago sold out in minutes… Thanks to Sheen’s Cadre..! #WINNING c.”

And though we might question whether it really is Charlie behind that Twitter account, Ticketmaster confirms that the Detroit and Chicago shows are sold out.

If you’re wondering who would produce this guy’s comedy show, well, Live Nation would. But then again, they also gave him a machete, so they’re clearly not risk-averse.

Awesome for Charlie Sheen – he’s just going to keep getting richer!

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