I’m sure the folks (and the actually state itself) of Alaska are sighing in relief today as news of the Palin’s upcoming emigration spreads. Ole’ Bristol has bought herself a house in Arizona, and mom is also looking there.
“Both Sarah and Bristol are millionaires and have had enough of Alaska,” a dancing friend of Bristol’s tells me. “After spending so much time in Los Angeles it doesn’t surprise me at all that they are looking to move. Both were always raving about the sunshine and the fact you didn’t need a sun bed to get a suntan. I think Alaska has taken Sarah about as far as it can and now its time for her to move to the next state that can help her get the one thing she wants so much. To be president of all 50 states one day.”
Millionaires? I mean, maybe Sarah, but Bristol sure as hell shouldn’t be. She was a receptionist at a doctor’s office (where I’m sure some patients had some interesting surprises due to her inability to spell) and now has a million dollars!? I don’t think this chick could work in a McDonald’s if her life depended on it.
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