I find it really hard to believe that basically every f-ing celebrity likes tennis. I mean, I’m sure some do, but do most of them even know what a double fault is? It’s so high school, like at some private school for rich douchers: “say Rutherford, are you attending the polo match this evening?” R: “Why yes, everyone will be there. It’s set to be smashing.” At any rate, it’s the cool thing to do if you have money and time to pee on, and Ashlee Simpson spent her time at the US Open do a stripper dance of sorts in the stands.