Heidi Montag doesn’t have many fans anymore (besides the American Board of Plastic Surgery), and it’s no surprise that Snooki wants to beat her ass. You know, that’s how they do it in Jersey.

“I will punch her in the face because I don’t like her,” Snooki said when asked if Heidi should join her show. “She had too many surgeries. She looks like an alien and guidettes don’t look like aliens, just saying.”

Snooki was then asked if Heidi had said anything in the past to prompt such a reaction. She explained, “I don’t know [if she said anything about me]. I don’t research Heidi because she’s nothing to me.”

That’s true, guidettes don’t look like aliens, more like faked-n-baked grandma’s in south Florida. But still, I’ll admit it’s better than Susan Surgery over here.

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