Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay! I don’t know if there’s anyone else in Hollywood who has built a house of lies as big as Lindsay Lohan. I mean, I knew this dude Chucky in middle school who was a pathological liar and it literally took a fistfight for him to actually come clean and stop lying. Kinda like Lindsay Lohan, she just gets caught in a lie and then tells another even more ridiculous lie. Well guess what, urine doesn’t lie!

Lindsay’s urine tested positive for cocaine, according to documents newly obtained by TMZ, even though she swore in a statement to the court, “I don’t do drugs.”

“I am sober. Promises in Malibu, CA, I left 2 wks ago or so & completed my stay & am & will continue to be drug free,” she wrote.

Cops found half a gram of cocaine in Lindsay’s pants pocket when they arrested her, but they spilled it all over the floor of the jail, TMZ reports. She was booked but never charged for possession of cocaine.

Lindsay had an explanation for the coke, but her urine told a different story.

“I am wearing a pair of borrowed jeans from a friend/assistant … She wore a pair of my jeans …” she wrote in her statement.

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