
The Countess’ song sucked. Kim’s song sucked. Will Danielle Staub be next on the list? Danielle Staub of Real Housewives NJ is the latest hw to record a song, most likely because she’s bored (and talentless). Oops, did I say that?
“It’s a song about having commitment issues — one person is leaving, the other person is staying,” Staub tells PEOPLE. “It’s called ‘Real Close’ because you want to pull the person closer.”
Staub says there will be five versions of the song, which will be released in about eight weeks. “For the main version, the vibe is very sexy, very raw,” she says. “There’s going to be a dance mix, but the main version won’t be dance.”
But can she sing? “I sang in an R&B band when I was a young teen,” Staub says. “It’s been a long time since I exercised [my musical chops] but when I was sitting down going over Lori’s music, this song grabbed me.”

oh brother…being on a reality show does not a singer make (Heidi Montag, Kim Z, the countess, etc.)
I totally agree with you am.
And don’t forget the Countess. Yuck. The main difference here is that Danielle is crazy, so it could be seriously fun watching her promote her career.