
Brooke Shields apparently had a dream as a little girl to design a fur coat and she went to Denmark a couple months ago to fulfill her dream. I guess PETA caught wind of it and wasn’t too stoked:
“When I was a little girl, I dreamed about growing up to be a rock star. Or maybe a veterinarian. Or a roller derby queen. I didn’t dream about anally electrocuting animals on fur farms, but apparently Brooke Shields did…We understand that when some actors’ careers begin to fade, they’ll do just about anything to stay in the limelight, including appearing in eyelash-growing commercials and starring in short-lived TV shows. But Brooke, did you really want the world to remember you as a ‘fur pimp’ who stares agog at rows of animal skins?”
I have to admit, that’s a damn funny response!

I saw this one coming, but I’m still laughing out loud.