One of the most imposing questions we face in our world today is a big one: why did Robert Pattinson shave off his famous hair that makes chicks literally melt in their underwear? Bugs. It was bugs!
“It’s three days old,” the famously coiffed Pattinson says. “I got a terrible infestation of nits and I had to shave it all off.”
“No you did not! Don’t start that rumor,” rebuffs Ellen DeGeneres.
The 24-year-old Twilight superstar comes clean: “No, I’m doing a film.”
It’s just hair, it’ll grow back.