I really really hope Lindsay is wearing panties here, because I don’t really need to go blind tonight. At any rate, Lindsay now has a bodyguard to help her look reputabile when she’s out getting booze and pretending to be some type of shitty fashion icon.

Lohan popped into Las Palmas in Los Angeles for a birthday party for Katy Perry sidekick Markus Molinari with a 6-foot, 300-pound bouncer in a T-shirt that read, “Big Monster.” “Wherever Lindsay went, he went,” said a spy, who saw the bouncer get surly with a photographer trying to approach the starlet.
Mom Dina Lohan was also at the party, but evidently her parental guidance isn’t enough to keep Lohan out of trouble.

Isn’t it sort of f*cked up when you are attending a party for Katy Perry’s sidekick and that’s what gets you in the news?

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