Well singing didn’t work. Acting didn’t work. Why not try screenwriting? Heidi Montag has apparently decided to pen an action movie, something along the lines of Barbie meets Bourne Ultimatum – her words.

“I’m writing a movie right now. It’s very action packed,” the bikini-clad reality star, 23, told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at Las Vegas’ Aria Resort & Casino.

“It’s Bourne-meets-Barbie,” adds Montag, referring to Matt Damon’s action flicks. Montag would would “of course” play the starring role.

If only her brain were as big as her boobs – she might actually have a chance!