Can this girl get any ditzier? Apparently Heidi Montag filmed her surgeries, and, unbelievably, is planning another surgery called a “back scoop.” Retarded.

“I have the footage of my ten procedures,” she said. “Going into it, getting it done…I’ve watched a little bit.”

See pictures of Heidi before and after her plastic surgery transformation here.

She also revealed that she had a “back scoop” the day she got ten different procedures, but she’s not sure exactly what it is.

“I actually didn’t know,” she said. “I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.” Heidi also “had my waist cinched in on both sides.”

Heidi says she is happy with her new body, but there are certain things she can’t do any longer. Jogging, for one, since her breasts are “E or F” depending on the bra. Also, hugging.

“I’m very weird about hugging people now — [my body] is very fragile,” she said.

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