Tiger Woods announced today that he will be making his return to golf. I guess he got sick of banging hookers and hanging out in sex rehab clinics.
“The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect,” Woods said in a statement. “After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.”
He added: “The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been a while since I last played.”
It will be interesting to see how this turns out – will the golf robot fold under pressure?
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