Hailey Glassman just did one of the most classy photoshoots ever for the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine. Oh, and she talked about Jon Gosselin’s penis.

“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” she says. “”He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy.”

Hailey adds that “anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.”

Jon probably does have a small dick, but how can you be sure because she was probably so stoned every time she saw it that it might as well have been a stuffed raccoon. That makes absolutely no sense, but I get it somehow.

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