Once again John Mayer finds it necessary to voice his opinion about “sexting” and why Tiger Woods screwed it up. God forbid we should hear anything about music or anything because that would be totally absurd.
“Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end,” Mayer declares. “It has nothing to do with control.” Referring to the incriminating text messages Woods sent to his mistress Jaimee Grubbs, Mayer adds, “If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said ‘I wanna wear your ass like a hat’, why would that ever hit the news?”
“I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you’ve never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say ‘I don’t have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.’”
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