America’s newest “stars,” the cast of Jersey Shore have big dreams in their future. I’ll spare you the whole article, and leave a couple of the characters for a highlight reel.

NICOLE ‘SNOOKI’ POLIZZI
Snooki says she’s definitely found her home in reality television. “I would love to have my own show to find love … Snookin’ for Love!” she tells PEOPLE. “I love being in the center of attention. I need to be on TV.”

So single guys, listen up: “I’m just looking for a good-looking guy that has the same interests as me, a guy that can be funny with me, have a dork side and always laugh,” says Snooki, who admits that lately she has been too busy to date. “I would love to have a boyfriend.”

MIKE ‘THE SITUATION’ SORRENTINO
Expect to see more of The Situation on TV and maybe even on the big screen. “I’ve been hearing workout videos, spin-offs between myself and Pauly D and maybe even some acting,” he says of the offers he’s been fielding. “[There are] so many things happening right now that you just want to make the right decision.”

One decision he’s definitely made? Trademarking his nickname. “I have people working on it as we speak,” he says.

F-ing hilarious! Snookin’ for Love could possibly be the trashiest piece of trash on TV if it ever sees the light of day. How funny would that be?

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