I’m not sure what part of Cash Warren’s brain is missing, but based on my extensive mental training, I would have to guess it’s the frontal lobe. As you know, Cash is married to Jessica Alba, but for some reason decided to make out with Lindsay Lohan a couple weeks ago at Villa in West Hollywood. The duo arrived with friends and in a short 30 minutes were making out in the back.

“Lindsay and Cash started making out,” a witness tells Us Weekly magazine. “Lip on tongue. It was raw. They were not shy!”

“It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real,” adds another onlooker.

WTF? Does he honestly even have any clue where her mouth has been? *Ugh*! It makes me shudder to even think about it. Plus, from a more traditional standpoint, Jessica Alba actually gets some work and has a fat bank account, Lindsay just steals clothes from boutiques – not cool.

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