Tom Cruise was in Toronto promoting “Valkyrie” when he reportedly left his Blackberry behind.
After Cruise did a full-hour interview with “Entertainment Tonight Canada,” his people called the studio asking if anyone had found the gadget. “A search was done, but, nada,” Govani said. “So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun’s crackberry.”
Shit. Tommy’s in trouble. His “crackberry” contains: gay nude photos of his lovers, robot plans on how to build, dismantle or repair Katie, and Scientology world domination plans. This could blow up! The robot plans are probably the most sacred though because Katie is pretty complicated and she runs on super-life lithium ion batteries.
I could see Tom Cruise doing some bad things to get his Blackberry back. …Oh well, I guess he shouldn’t have left it behind.
I can’t wait till we find out what terribly incriminating things are in it!!
Side note….I’m almost ashamed to say it, but he was hilarious in Topic Thunder!!!!