Many a man has spent an evening trying to contemplate the reasons why someone like Megan Fox would date someone like Brian Austin Green. This photo may clear things up a bit. The man in the photo is Megan Fox’s first boyfriend, who, by some act of a higher power, actually broke up with her! Apparently he thought he wanted something different. Hope he was right!


She had a nosejob.
[...] Megan Fox’s first toolish-looking boyfriend [...]