Nikki Blonsky, the chubby chick from “Hairspray,” has been arrested along with her father for assault! The tag-team duo was charged after getting into a fight with a woman at Providenciales International Airport in Turks and Caicos. Nikki was charged with actual bodily harm; her father was charged with grievous bodily harm.
I would not actually want to get in a fight with this chick! On the bright side, she will probably only serve 20-40 minutes of her sentence, then be released for “overcrowding.” I wonder if anyone places bets on the length of celeb jail sentences? That would probably be a good business…kind of like those contests in elementary school where you guessed the number of marbles in the jar and then won some prize. And then the prize turned out to be a “trip” to some snow-covered forest where you were dropped off blindfolded, handed a compass and told to find your way back. *Ahhhh* Military school brings back so many memories!